A new kind of flyswatter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oYl-Lm9a6U&feature=player_embedded#

I gotta have one of these little beauties. I have always enjoyed killing flies, oh yeah, I know, it is against the way of the Buddha but they are nasty and the thought of blasting them out of the sky while they are on the wing like they were quail or ringneck pheasant appeals to my inner man. that part of me that is Neandertal. Think about this. This thing will be a cool way for me to supplement my income in these perilous days. After I get my Bugasalt and become adept and skilled in shooting I will open up a business which will likely be more than I can handle.
Yard Hunter. Yep. I will hire out to people throwing yard parties who like a pristine place to eat, not a flyblown place of pestilence. I will wander around in the garden like it was the veldt or a game preserve all dressed up like a Safari Hunter in Africa, hunting boots, shorts with cargo pockets, a pith helmet, yellow lensed shooting glasses, maybe even speak with a german accent like I was a Boer. Hanging around the food and the beer, nailing flies right and left, keeping the little bastards down as I blow them away like I was shooting skeet.
I believe a large lizard on a leash would be an added attraction as he gobbles up the carcasses of the flies as they plummet to the earth.

I smell a fortune in the future.

yelladawg wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oYl-Lm9a6U&feature=player_embedded#

I gotta have one of these little beauties. I have always enjoyed killing flies, oh yeah, I know, it is against the way of the Buddha but they are nasty and the thought of blasting them out of the sky while they are on the wing like they were quail or ringneck pheasant appeals to my inner man. that part of me that is Neandertal. Think about this. This thing will be a cool way for me to supplement my income in these perilous days. After I get my Bugasalt and become adept and skilled in shooting I will open up a business which will likely be more than I can handle.
Yard Hunter. Yep. I will hire out to people throwing yard parties who like a pristine place to eat, not a flyblown place of pestilence. I will wander around in the garden like it was the veldt or a game preserve all dressed up like a Safari Hunter in Africa, hunting boots, shorts with cargo pockets, a pith helmet, yellow lensed shooting glasses, maybe even speak with a german accent like I was a Boer. Hanging around the food and the beer, nailing flies right and left, keeping the little bastards down as I blow them away like I was shooting skeet.
I believe a large lizard on a leash would be an added attraction as he gobbles up the carcasses of the flies as they plummet to the earth.

I smell a fortune in the future.

That's Brilliant. AN A-SALT weapon.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

yelladawg wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oYl-Lm9a6U&feature=player_embedded#

I gotta have one of these little beauties. I have always enjoyed killing flies, oh yeah, I know, it is against the way of the Buddha but they are nasty and the thought of blasting them out of the sky while they are on the wing like they were quail or ringneck pheasant appeals to my inner man. that part of me that is Neandertal. Think about this. This thing will be a cool way for me to supplement my income in these perilous days. After I get my Bugasalt and become adept and skilled in shooting I will open up a business which will likely be more than I can handle.
Yard Hunter. Yep. I will hire out to people throwing yard parties who like a pristine place to eat, not a flyblown place of pestilence. I will wander around in the garden like it was the veldt or a game preserve all dressed up like a Safari Hunter in Africa, hunting boots, shorts with cargo pockets, a pith helmet, yellow lensed shooting glasses, maybe even speak with a german accent like I was a Boer. Hanging around the food and the beer, nailing flies right and left, keeping the little bastards down as I blow them away like I was shooting skeet.
I believe a large lizard on a leash would be an added attraction as he gobbles up the carcasses of the flies as they plummet to the earth.





I smell a fortune in the future.

That's Brilliant. AN A-SALT weapon.

It won't be in the Strategic Arms Limitations Talks either. LOL

yelladawg wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

yelladawg wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oYl-Lm9a6U&feature=player_embedded#

I gotta have one of these little beauties. I have always enjoyed killing flies, oh yeah, I know, it is against the way of the Buddha but they are nasty and the thought of blasting them out of the sky while they are on the wing like they were quail or ringneck pheasant appeals to my inner man. that part of me that is Neandertal. Think about this. This thing will be a cool way for me to supplement my income in these perilous days. After I get my Bugasalt and become adept and skilled in shooting I will open up a business which will likely be more than I can handle.
Yard Hunter. Yep. I will hire out to people throwing yard parties who like a pristine place to eat, not a flyblown place of pestilence. I will wander around in the garden like it was the veldt or a game preserve all dressed up like a Safari Hunter in Africa, hunting boots, shorts with cargo pockets, a pith helmet, yellow lensed shooting glasses, maybe even speak with a german accent like I was a Boer. Hanging around the food and the beer, nailing flies right and left, keeping the little bastards down as I blow them away like I was shooting skeet.
I believe a large lizard on a leash would be an added attraction as he gobbles up the carcasses of the flies as they plummet to the earth.





I smell a fortune in the future.

That's Brilliant. AN A-SALT weapon.

It won't be in the Strategic Arms Limitations Talks either. LOL

I don't know there are a lot of maggots in Washington...

I want me TWO of them things...

EricEricson wrote:

I want me TWO of them things...

I see where the company that makes these little Bugasalts has sold out to RONCO so, Eric, If you buy one now you'll another for FREE! And... Ta-dah! 200 pounds of salt for free,

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.  'We don't waste money on newspapers.  Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
 
I can tell you, that  fly never knew what hit it...

Granny4Peace wrote:

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.  'We don't waste money on newspapers.  Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
 
I can tell you, that  fly never knew what hit it...

LOL good one, Granny

I thought this was a hoax, but it looks like the real deal. Looks like it is made in limited quantities... batches.

EricEricson wrote:

I thought this was a hoax, but it looks like the real deal. Looks like it is made in limited quantities... batches.

Shucks, Eric, I thought it a joke too, I guess there's something for everyone in this world.