Bunker Full Of ‘BENGHAZI!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Hillary

With all the talk of email servers and genitalia from the right surrounding Hillary Clinton’s announcement that she’s running for President, the plethora of propaganda and lies that is the Benghazi “scandal” was almost lost in the shuffle. It was beginning to look like a shortage of BENGHAZI! would reach crisis levels before the campaigning truly began.

An unverifiable source, that may or may not have worked for the Republican National Committee, had this to say about the BENGHAZI! crisis that seemed to be looming:

“We’re not really sure how the BENGHAZI! shortage happened. There was ample supply for years, and then it seemed like we just started running out.
”

When asked if it may have something to do with both chambers of Congress, controlled by Republicans, releasing reports that debunked the hype behind Benghazi, making BENGHAZI! an unmarketable tool, he replied:




“Oh, you mean the truth? Nah, when did that ever matter?
”

The source stated that the GOP was doubling down on other phony scandals like the President being a Kenyan-born Muslim who once wore a tan suit and saluted a soldier with a cup of coffee in his hand, but they didn’t seem to have the staying power of BENGHAZI!

Fortunately for the wealth of ineptness that is the Republican presidential field, a recently unearthed bunker revealed a stash of BENGHAZI! presumably buried for safekeeping in November of 2012.

The bunker, found inside the compound of a foreclosed Michigan militia camp, was also home to more than 5 million emails lost by the Bush administration, which were unfortunately re-lost before anyone could read them.

The source confirmed that Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and Trey Gowdy were named the “Trifecta of Stupid” to be placed in charge of distributing the BENGHAZI! to hateful Facebook pages like Stop Hillary 2016 and Barrack Obama’s Dead Fly, with the remainder to be distributed by Fox News:




“We should have enough BENGHAZI! now to last right through the general election in 2016. It may not matter to reasonable people who will actually learn about the candidates and vote based on what’s important to them and their country, but to the imbeciles we pander to, it’s an absolute gold mine.
”

The stash is said to consist of millions of extra shiny BENGHAZI!s to keep the haters hating and refusing to sign up for health insurance. The source also said that the Koch Brothers were especially excited, since the cost of purchasing that much BENGHAZI! would have put a serious dent in the billion dollars they plan to waste while Hillary gets elected anyway.

And who was her astrologer when she was First Lady? I think we have a right to know!

Don't worry. Just because 25,000 people were murdered in Libya at the whim of the Nobel Champion Of Peace who didn't have Congressional approval or the people of the United States, and then the personnel of a US embassy were slaughtered in that same country that was left governmentless by said Champion just few months later, without a recommendation to withdraw said embassy from his Secretary of State won't be considered by liberal minds such as yours....

Who was the Secretary of State when that happened?

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63_HRwdAgk

I can't wait until the entire country is run like the bengazi operation.

*****SMILE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Mh3DNaXDw

YAWN.

Damaged Eagle wrote:

Don't worry. Just because 25,000 people were murdered in Libya at the whim of the Nobel Champion Of Peace who didn't have Congressional approval or the people of the United States, and then the personnel of a US embassy were slaughtered in that same country that was left governmentless by said Champion just few months later, without a recommendation to withdraw said embassy from his Secretary of State won't be considered by liberal minds such as yours....

Who was the Secretary of State when that happened?

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63_HRwdAgk

Those Marines had been ordered into Lebanon by President Ronald Reagan as a part of an international peacekeeping force following the June 1982 Israeli invasion of that country and the Palestine Liberation Organization’s withdrawal.

Making an already-dangerous situation even more hazardous, the Marines were under strict presidential orders not to load their weapons — this, so that they would appear as peacekeepers and not as armed belligerents in the conflict and despite the fact that they were moving into a war zone.

Realistically, they had become “sitting ducks” from the moment they entered Beirut. And as a result of their absurd orders, when the explosives-laden truck sped toward their doomed barracks, the two unarmed guards had no way of stopping it.

It's customary to source a copy and paste... even if it's just a red herring.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_herring

polecat wrote:

Damaged Eagle wrote:

Don't worry. Just because 25,000 people were murdered in Libya at the whim of the Nobel Champion Of Peace who didn't have Congressional approval or the people of the United States, and then the personnel of a US embassy were slaughtered in that same country that was left governmentless by said Champion just few months later, without a recommendation to withdraw said embassy from his Secretary of State won't be considered by liberal minds such as yours....

Who was the Secretary of State when that happened?

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63_HRwdAgk

Those Marines had been ordered into Lebanon by President Ronald Reagan as a part of an international peacekeeping force following the June 1982 Israeli invasion of that country and the Palestine Liberation Organization’s withdrawal.

Making an already-dangerous situation even more hazardous, the Marines were under strict presidential orders not to load their weapons — this, so that they would appear as peacekeepers and not as armed belligerents in the conflict and despite the fact that they were moving into a war zone.

Realistically, they had become “sitting ducks” from the moment they entered Beirut. And as a result of their absurd orders, when the explosives-laden truck sped toward their doomed barracks, the two unarmed guards had no way of stopping it.

It's 2015, not the 80's and 90's, so I'm not sure where your recollection of events have anything to do with today. BTW... Lebanon isn't anywhere near Benghazi much less Libya, where Benghazi is located, which is what we're talking about and not the tangent you went off on... Must be that public school education.

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04WYDwFJwjA

DE, I know it is difficult, but please try to be civil.

Discussions are okay. Insults are not okay here.

Eric wrote:

DE, I know it is difficult, but please try to be civil.

Discussions are okay.  Insults are not okay here.

Fixed it. Let me know if it meets your approval.

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqdWNBqyxcA