- SheSurfs wrote:
- I have never been interviewed nor have I been in some way involved in a news story that did not include gross errors related to the facts. PkrBum is correct; if you want it said, issue a press release. Otherwise you are probably in need of a bail bondsman.
Me neither, ShSu. Probable exception being articles in The Arcata Eye (which is a great paper, and the Police Blotter is
HILARIOUS... a great read for good laughs). In an extremely politically divisive community, when I lived there they did a helluva good job reporting from a neutral perspective. Now, get into the Opinions section and you'll find something completely different... but that's what opinions are. You know what they say about everyone having one!
The Eye: http://www.arcataeye.com/
The Arcata Eye Police Log: http://www.arcataeye.com/category/police-log/
- Take a peek at the snippets from p.1 on the blotter:
Police Log911 Mistaken For Rapid-Response Cigarette-Lighting Service
Saturday, February 9, 2013
4:42 p.m. Three snoopgaloots – those being slithy toves who forego cover of darkness and do their hunting for fungible items in cars during daytime – were reported rooting around in a Valley West motel parking lot. The caller opinied that the three were “no strangers to speed.” They wandered off before police arrived. ... »
The Joys Of Wandering In Traffic...
Monday, February 4, 2013
12:21 p.m. A friendly old tabby cat was found with a blow dart lodged in its chest on Baldwin Street. It was taken to a veterinarian and is expected to recover. ...»
Arcata Police Log: Wandering Zomboid Goes Slo-Mo Vogueing In Mini-Mart Parking Spot...
Friday, January 25, 2013
7:13 a.m. A woman explained to police that she was being stalked by spirits and Kevin Federline. ...»
Arcata Police Log: Tell You What, Keep The Porn But Don’t Come Back...
Saturday, January 19, 2013
12:45 p.m. A woman reported her landlords having entered her home without permission while she was away. Nothing was missing or disturbed, and there was no evidence of a crime, but the intrusive landlords “act” like they have been in her place. ...»
Arcata Police Log: Arcata Devolves Into A Race Of Hunter-Gatherer Slithy Tove Scavengers...
Sunday, January 6, 2013
6:48 a.m. A woman called 911 from the hospital. Asked if she had a life-or-death emergency, she said no, she just wanted to know what time it was. She was told to ask someone at the hospital. ...»
Minion-Beleagured Whingey McNuisance Unclear On The Concept Of 911... – December 30, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
12:44 p.m. A man in an orange sweatshirt was reported walking in circles at 14th and H streets. ...»
There Was Something Odd About That Bear-Eared, Spitting, Puppynapping Druggie... – December 22, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
5:17 p.m. The one-wayness of the streets in the couplet at Foster, Eastern and Western avenues is not universally observed. One pedestrian reported that he always confronts cheaty-sneaky drivers on Foster Avenue who blaspheme traffic calming religion by not going The One True Way. ...»
Ridonkulousness, Duly Quoted... – December 16, 2012
Sunday, December 16, 2012
9:31 a.m. A man with a heavy Slavic accent called a Spring Street resident, telling her she had won a large sum of money. When questioned, Mr. Peggy hung up, throwing the phone call’s entire premise into doubt. ...»
Short-Lived Slouchabout Insurgency Interrupts Serial Sitting Session... – December 5, 2012
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
5:04 p.m. After an orgiastic bout of smoking, drinking and harassing customers on the sidewalk outside a Valley West restaurant, six sitabouts were dispersed. Something called “Brazzell” was warned away on pain of trespass. ...»
Mendacious Motel Messiah A Lousy Leprechaun Lookout... – November 27, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Mendacious Motel Messiah A Lousy Leprechaun Lookout... – November 27, 2012
10:30 a.m. A chatter of Chihuahuas, about 10 in number, clattered tinily about on Frederick Avenue. An investigating officer was approached by several neighbors complaining of the chronic Chihuahua crisis, which was traced to a faulty fence. ...»