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 A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party

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PostSubject: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:15 pm



With all the talk of email servers and genitalia from the left surrounding Reagan and Bush 1 & 2 the plethora of propaganda and lies that is the Conspiracy Theories that were almost lost in the shuffle. It was beginning to look like a shortage of Conspiracy would reach crisis levels before the campaigning truly began.

An unverifiable source, that may or may not have worked for the Democratic National Committee, had this to say about the Conspiracy Theories! that seemed to be looming:

“We’re not really sure how the Conspiracy Theory! shortage happened. There was ample supply for years, and then it seemed like we just started running out.”

When asked if it may have something to do with both chambers of Congress, controlled by Democrats for most of the current presidents term, releasing reports that debunked the hype behind Conspiracy Theories, making Conspiracy Theories! an unmarketable tool, he replied:

“Oh, you mean the truth? Nah, when did that ever matter?"

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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:42 pm



The source stated that the Dem's were doubling down on all new Conspiracy Theories like the Sarah Palin being from Russia who once wore a soccer mom outfit and once saw Alaska without binoculars in hand while sipping on tea, but they didn’t seem to have the staying power of the old Conspiracy Theories!

Fortunately for the wealth of ineptness that is the Democratic presidential field, a recently unearthed bunker revealed a stash of Conspiracy Theories! presumably buried for safekeeping in November of 2012.

The bunker, found inside the compound of a foreclosed Kenyan militia camp, was also home to more than 5 million emails and a undetermined amount of hard drives lost by the Obama administration, which were unfortunately re-lost before anyone could read them.

The source confirmed that Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi, and even Harry Reid were named the “Quorum of Stupid” to be placed in charge of distributing the Conspiracy Theories! to hateful Facebook pages like Stop Republicans 2016 and Rick Santorum's Opus Dei and Tea Party Forever, with the remainder to be distributed by New Yorker State News:




“We should have enough Conspiracy Theories! now to last 'left' (since we wouldn't want to say right) through the general election in 2016. It may not matter to reasonable people who will actually learn about the candidates and vote based on what’s important to them and their country, but to the imbeciles we pander to like the ones that believed us about Obamacare, it’s an absolute gold mine.”

The stash is said to consist of millions of extra shiny Conspiracy Theories! to keep the haters hating and refusing to sign up for Common Sense. The source also said that the George Soros, Warren Buffett, and Bill gates, were especially excited, since the cost of purchasing that many Conspiracy Theories! would have put a serious dent in the billions of dollars they plan to waste while a Republican or Tea Partier gets elected anyway.

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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:46 pm



And which Republicans and Tea Partiers don't wear underwear? I think we have a right to know!

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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:13 am

LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:20 am

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And which Republicans and Tea Partiers don't wear underwear? I think we have a right to know!

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Enquiring Minds Want to Know?........
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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:43 am

The bar for govt transparency and accountability has been buried under obama.

It was either that... or admit you're a racist... lol.

The highlights were gunrunning to foreign criminals and terrorists, targeting citizens for assassination and indefinite detention, wiretapping the media and citizens, bombing more muslim nations than bush, wealth transfer to banks/wall st, screwing the middle class, flat lying and secrecy to pass the largest entitlement and tax program in history, foreign policy so inept that the potus whispers that we will bend over for russia... etc. I'm sure I missed many.
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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:54 pm

PkrBum wrote:
The bar for govt transparency and accountability has been buried under obama.

It was either that... or admit you're a racist... lol.

The highlights were gunrunning to foreign criminals and terrorists, targeting citizens for assassination and indefinite detention, wiretapping the media and citizens, bombing more muslim nations than bush, wealth transfer to banks/wall st, screwing the middle class, flat lying and secrecy to pass the largest entitlement and tax program in history, foreign policy so inept that the potus whispers that we will bend over for russia... etc. I'm sure I missed many.

The clue should have been when he declared his administration would be...."The most open and transparent administration in the history of the United States"....And as pointed out in an interview by Dirty Harry Reid it's acceptable to flat out lie if it results in a win...
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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:54 pm

The pattern is obvious by now... and it sure as hell doesn't involve transparency.
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PostSubject: Re: A Bunkerful of Conspriacy Theories!’ Unearthed Just In Time To Save Us All From Republicans and Tea Party   Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:00 pm

mediawatcher wrote:
Damaged Eagle wrote:


And which Republicans and Tea Partiers don't wear underwear? I think we have a right to know!

*****SARCASTIC CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK33CY68s1w

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It seemed like something the left would be most interested in knowing about Republicans and the Tea Party since they have such an infatuation with sexual preferences.

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