New Home Security Plan

Posts : 486 Join date : 2013-02-20 Age : 75

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month

Posts : 1157 Join date : 2012-07-31

Subject: Re: New Home Security Plan Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:30 pm

Rifle, Colorado:

http://www.inquisitr.com/1328952/shooters-grill-gun-toting-waitresses-a-huge-hit-in-rifle-colorado/

Subject: Re: New Home Security Plan Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:15 pm

I don't want 'em following you over to my house, lol.

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