Teo. Do you have the range?

http://ricksblog.biz/wahoos-look-for-star-spangled-banner-singers/

Teo, my man.  I know you like to sing.  Here's something you might be interested in.  It ain't for me, though.  I couldn't carry a tune if it was in a bucket.

The Blue Wahoos are looking for talented performers who can sing the National Anthem, showcase an interesting or mystifying talent to a crowd or pump up our fans as a member of the Blue Wahoos’ promotions team. Auditions will be held by appointment only at home plate before a select panel of judges and should not exceed a maximum of three minutes. Fans interested in securing an audition should contact the Blue Wahoos at (850) 934-8444 or in person at Pensacola Bayfront Stadium.

WHEN:
Saturday, January 31, 2015
8:30 – 11:30 a.m.

WHO:
Local singers and performers

WHERE:
Pensacola Bayfront Stadium
301 W Main St.
Pensacola, FL

WHY:
The Blue Wahoos are looking for talented members of the community to enhance the fun, family-friendly atmosphere at every home game.

How nice of you ask. It is a very difficult song. I fear I would be the Rosanne Barr of pensacola if I tried.

You just have to spit like Rosanne.  

(Thoroughly disgusting - what she did)