Burger King's all-black burger looks absolutely disgusting in real life

To no one's surprise, Burger King's all black burger looks like a disgusting turd in real life. Actually, it might be even worse than some turds. It looks like it tastes like ash. It looks like it's made from burnt cardboard. It looks like it'll bring death to anyone who dare eats it.

Grub Street collected some photos that have been posted to Instagram and Twitter from Japan and boy is this burger all kinds of wrong. I mean look at it:


http://sploid.gizmodo.com/burger-kings-all-black-burger-looks-absolutely-disgusti-1637048340/+caseychan

No thanks....the sauce is made with an Asian favorite.....squid ink.

Looks horrid.

I hope it doesn't become trendy.

OMG. I'll pass.

The marketing moron who had this stroke of genius is going to get sh*tcanned.

Just sayin.

I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot turd pole.

AuntieChrist wrote:

I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot turd pole.

You have a turd pole??

Do tell.

I borrowed it from you...beeyotch.

They're pretty good, but they draw flies.

<------------ this does not look like a monkey

AuntieChrist wrote:

I borrowed it from you...beeyotch.

Beeeyotch!!

Who invented the word "turd?"

LMAO

AuntieChrist wrote:

<------------ this does not look like a monkey

I have never seen a monkey with no ears.

looks like a brown mr bill

Squid Ink? So I could have saved all the filthy stuff I scrubbed off my boat after fishing and sold it to BK to make a sauce out of.

Oh man, life's little lost opportunities.