[quote="EricEricson"]http://news.yahoo.com/mars-rover-curiosity-nears-break-landing-attempt-002742981.html
Bob was skeptical, but appa
Bob's skepticism arises from his own personal experience with a UFO that landed in his back yard last year due to mechanical difficulties. The aliens on board spoke perfect English, although they looked exactly like French Bulldogs, and told him Mars was once inhabited by by a species of creatures that turned out to be intelligent Agave plants which all moved to earth in C.E. 1312 due to a Martian politcal upheaval, and that is why Agaves are on this planet. They are the descendants of colonists from Brrrzynglia a planet in the Zyroghasticula Galaxy. They told Bob they were very concerned that humans are harvesting the Agaves and producing Tequila.
Eric, I wasn't Bob told you this since you have an affinity for tequila and this information could cause you mental anguish, I am not a tender hearted as he is.