Get a LIFE, people

I might stand in line if the first 100 people got a free car, but NOT to save a few bucks. This is insane!!!

On Thanksgiving, we hold hands and give thanks for the things we have that sustain us.

On Black Friday, we trample those we held hands with the day before to charge the things we can't afford and don't need.

... and for people you don't like.

The last day I would ever go shopping is Black Friday! I don't understand why on earth people would choose to go shopping on such a crowded, raucous day. I can't imagine any deal that would be worth it to me, unless it was half-price kitchen flooring.

Then again, I can't abide crowds anyhow, and neither can my husband. We'll be happy to stay comfortably at home with our animals and our leftovers!