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PostSubject: Blondes Need to Bake Too   Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:20 am

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PostSubject: Re: Blondes Need to Bake Too   Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:55 pm

SheSurfs wrote:

That's awesome. lol!!
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes Need to Bake Too   Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:04 pm

Side note: It's weird... sometimes when people post an image here my laptop shows absolutely nothing and I have to click on the reply button before I can see what the person entered, then I copy the link and paste it into a new tab so I can see whatever it was they posted. Does that happen to anyone else, or is it just me??

That just happened w/SS's post above.

It first happened to me a long time ago @PDF... I thought HG had forgot to include his image in his post and I was going to write him a reply to tell him. I also thought people were messing with him because there were a bunch of random comments about this invisible "image." lol. Of course, when I clicked "reply" I found he had not forgotten his image after all. It happens to me pretty often, I think. I have wondered if it's from people posting from iPads and devices like that... or if my laptop is jacked up.
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes Need to Bake Too   Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:42 pm

Must be operator error Razz

That display problem hasn't happened to me lately, but I seem to remember it happening.

I have so much trouble trying to post images with my iPad, I have almost given up. To do it reliably, I'll post it to Imgur or another hosting site and then use the img code generated by Imgur to post the image here.

On an iPad, there is no right-clicking. It sucks.

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PostSubject: Re: Blondes Need to Bake Too   Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:27 pm

A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

“Do you really talk?” he asks the dog.

“Yes,” the Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, “So, tell me your story.”

The Labrador looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years”.

“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals”.

“Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired.”

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

“Ten quid,” the owner says.

“£10!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?”

“Because he’s a lying bastard, he’s never been out of the garden.”

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PostSubject: Re: Blondes Need to Bake Too   Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:53 pm

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

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