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 *THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST* FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself

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PostSubject: *THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST* FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself   Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:43 pm

I *LOVE* reading The Best of Craigslist, ever since one of my sisters called me with a remote high-5 and congrats from both her and her boyfriend on my superbly awesome Craigslist post and it having been selected for the "Best of." I had no clue what she was speaking of, and while I had heard of Craigslist (barely... didn't even know what it was for, really), I had never even been to the website.

So they sent me a link to this ├╝ber-Mole-like post, and sure as shit, not only did this gal enumerate in the most precise detail exactly the sort of assholes I had dated, but her feelings about them (mine as well) and what she'd do to the next one (same things I'd do), if there was one. AND to top it off she posted a PICTURE at the bottom, and dammit if she was not a DEAD RINGER for me, complete with dorky librarian glasses and the same lame haircut. It took me several weeks and many phone calls and emails to convince my sister and her bf that it was not me. Finally my husband had to get on the phone and essentially tell them that I'd not even really known what Craigslist was before this whole event.

Anyhow, I was perusing the Best of and just found this little gem (pictures @link):

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FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself.

We found this guy in our back yard on 12/17, yowling in the rain, even though we have an awning under which he could have been staying dry. We decided to feed and water him, and put him in our cellar overnight. When I went to check on him this morning, his ass was sticking out of the ceiling. He had thoroughly wedged himself between the beams and gotten himself stuck. (I guess he was trying to be Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat at the same time.) I rescued him (again) and brought him inside, where I gave him a bath (narrowly escaping with my life). He is now asleep on my bed. Alas, I cannot keep him, because we already have four cats of our own.

Who needs a kitten? Kittens are cute, but this older model (approximately 2 or 3 years old) comes with all these great features:

  • Medium-length, silky black coat, freshly shampooed

  • Huge, soulful golden eyes that stare STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL

  • Speaks all 37 dialects of Felinese, and can sing (I think he's a tenor)

  • Quality, deep rumbling purr when contented

  • Litter box trained.

  • Two impressive testicles**

  • Endearing stupidity.


** You MUST be willing and able to take him to the vet and have him neutered and vaccinated! This is NON-NEGOTIABLE.

If you can give this gorgeous idiot a home, please call:
555-555-5555. NO TEXTS, PLEASE!

Thanks, and Happy Christmahannukwanzayule!

Location: N Noneyabidness-th Street
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/col/3487425353.html

I SO dig the way they **DOUBLE STARRED** the bullet point highlighting that this kitten has "two impressive testicles.**" I laughed my ass off at that.
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PostSubject: Re: *THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST* FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself   Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:01 pm

I bet they had 100 people trying to take that kitty!
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PostSubject: Re: *THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST* FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself   Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:10 pm

I hope so, Neko!
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